Friday, December 23, 2011
Tuesday, November 8, 2011
I am HIppie Here me Roar..
I guess I’ll start this off by saying flat out, I hate fakeass hippies. I think they’re a bunch of naive douche bags who have utterly lost any ability to see the world for what it truly is and understand that we’ll never live in this Utopian society they’ve dreamed up with the two tiny little brain cells they have left dancing around in their heads. That said however, I have to say, I actually respect the old hippies a hell of a lot more than the new ones.
Now, why I say that actually has to do with what inspired this post, which is a cellphone commercial I’ve been seeing on TV in which this hot girl in probably her early 20's in standing on a rooftop controlling various things in the town around her with her cellphone, including lifting up a BBQ restaurant to reveal a vegetarian restaurant underneath. She looks really damn smug and happy with herself, which brings me to the crux of my post.
The hippies of old actually believed in what they were and what they were doing. Even though it was born out of two things. First was a rebellion against overly uptight social attitudes in western society, and secondary to that, they wanted the world to be a nice place where people got along, there was justice for everyone and the whole world worked together as one for the betterment of humanity. They also had this whole other thing going on with natural foods and incense and meditation and what not, but you all know the story with them. There was a lot of hypocrisy that grew out of that movement, but I’ll cover that in a bit. The point is, despite the hypocrisy in some areas, they were genuine in how they felt and even though it was completely unrealistic, and truly believed in what they were doing and their efforts to change society and the world as a whole.
Now, that brings us to the new hippies, including our hot, happy with herself chick on the rooftop. The new hippies are completely lacking in any genuine beliefs, instead prefering to follow along with what’s hip so they can feel really smug and elevated over all of us normal folks who just live normal lives and want to be left alone. For example, the new hippies are big into being vegans, because as they like to say, meat is murder. Ok, that’s fine, but the simple fact is, humans have been eating meat since caveman days. If you all don’t want to eat it, that’s fine, but it doesn’t make you elevated morally or spiritually over the rest of us. All it means is that you eat different food. Might I submit to you vegan types that vegitarianism is also murder, as you’re killing plant life to feed yourselves. Are plants sentient? Maybe not, but they do feel and they do have senses, as has been proven by numerous scientific studies. Simply put, you’re consuming a living thing so that you can stay alive, which is no different than people who eat meat. Humans have to eat, which means we kill things in the process. That’s the cycle of life. I notice a lot of these folks are running around wearing leather clothes, including jackets, vests and shoes, as well as carrying around leather handbags, leather wallets and such. Hey you idiots, here’s a little bit of info for you. Leather is made from animal skin, and the animals don’t exactly give up that skin voluntarily. Animals are dying to make those things. Us normal, un-elevated folks eat the meat and use the leather. You guys just hypocritically use the leather products while wasting the rest of the animal. Oh, but you all are so much better than the rest of us aren’t you?
Then the new hippies like to make themselves feel superior by latching on to this global warming thing, which again, numerous scientists have shown to be a lie. In their superiority over the rest of us cavemen, they like to drive around in hybrid cars and try to force their global warming policies on the rest of us. Wow, aren’t you all feeling smug and superior because you’re “saving the earth”? I got news for you. Those hybrids you all are driving around…well they take an awful lot of batteries to run, and hey guess what…those batteries don’t last forever. So what happens to the old ones when they have to be replaced? Want me to tell you? Ok, I will. They either go into landfills or they’re recycled, but the chemicals in the batteries will still have to be disposed of. Hey, that’s really great for the environment now isn’t it? They still run on gas as well, so you’re doubly hurting the environment. Then we have the hybrids and electrical vehicles you actually plug in to charge. Where do you think that electricity comes from to charge them? Well, it comes from the power grid, which in turn puts a bigger strain on the power grid, which in turn makes power plants work harder, which in turn causes more pollution or waste in some cases. So how much good are you actually doing by driving around smugly in your little Prius? Everything we drive around or use for transportation pollutes in some way at some level. It’s simply a part of our existence on this planet. The only way to rid the planet of human pollution is to rid the planet of humans, which I’m sure many of these smug idiots would think is a good idea. I have a better idea of how to reduce human pollution. Why don’t we just rid the planet of stupid people. We could cut our pollution by about 98%. :)
I’m not going to go into every example here because I could go on for hours, but you get my meaning. The new hippies are all about feeling smug and elevated over the rest of us normal folks. They believe they’re superior in every way and that only they can save the planet from the rest of us cavemen. Gee, thanks! I’ve been waiting for someone to come along and save me from myself, and now here they are!
One last thing I want to touch on is freedom of speech. The old hippies had free speech rallies and stuff like that. Back in the day when society was more repressive socially, I can understand why they felt the need to have these rallies. They wanted the freedom to express themselves and their beliefs without the fear of being repressed.
Nowadays, the new hippies, who consider themselves to be the intellectual elite, are only interested in free speech if it agrees with them and their beliefs. If you dare to have a contrary opinion though, you can expect to be ridiculed, harassed and otherwise silenced by the new elite class of liberal intelligentsia. I got news for you people. Free speech is for everyone, not just those who think they’re better, smarter and more elevated than everyone else. It’s been getting worse over the years, but today it’s become little more than thinly veiled fascism, and those of us who are just normal folks who actually see the world for what it is, need to stop these people from silencing our voices. Free speech is the foundation of our society, and it exists for everyone, not just for the “intellectual elite”. You don’t have to agree with what someone else says, but you DO have to respect their right to say it, because that’s how a free society works. When speech is limited, fascism thrives, and that my friends is where these new hippies are taking us – down the road to fascism and a suppressive society.
I’ve seen these new hippies at work. See, I grew up in Pennsylvania, which is one fucked up state.. Its not like California where the the hippies took over the state and local governments and kept moving farther and farther north, spreading their intolerance for anyone whose views didn’t coincide with theirs. They bullied their views into public policy, and now look what’s happened to the state. It’s been utterly ruined. Gangs and crime everywhere, a massive budget deficit, massive taxes, massive fees, very limited freedoms, a completely broken educational system filled with liberal instructors who try to bully their views into their students, illegal immigrants flooding into the state and draining the system, etc… Wow, their views and philosophies really work well don’t they? They turned a once beautiful state into a place not worth living in, and basically have whittled it down to two classes. The elite class and the servant class. I hate to live in Califorina. There’s no way I could have survived there financially or dealt with the limitations of my freedoms. I live in a state now that understands individual freedoms and doesn’t tax us all into slavery. Speaking of which, now that the federal government is run by the new hippies – the liberal elites, they’re bullying their policies through and trying to tax us into slavery on a federal level. Make no mistake about it. The new hippies are fascists. They try to hide behind their facade of caring about the poor and downtrodden, but it’s all a lie, and when too many people are suckered into believing the lie, it screws all of us.
That all said, I’d take the old hippies over the new ones any day of the week. The old ones just sat around, smoked pot and smelled bad. The new ones are actually dangerous, and even though they think they’re more elevated than the rest of us, the rest of us have something they don’t. Common sense.
When you come across these people in your daily lives, don’t let them get away with their smugness or their bullying as they try to impose their beliefs on people and put down anyone who has the nerve to disagree with them. These facists, for that is truly what they are, need to be put in their place, otherwise we’ll all be subjugated and silenced in a society run by these image driven elitists.
We all know that hippies suck. They don’t bathe, they make public places inaccessible with their incessant public whining about the cause du jour, and they make crappy music. Hippies have sucked since the first one was born from the unholy mating of a beatnik and a communist, backstage at a Grateful Dead concert.
Early hippies promoted a bunch of drug-addled, idiotic silliness. Retarded crap like they shouldn’t have to suffer the consequences of bad decisions, peace at all costs, and the idea that it is okay for ugly people to have sex. As much as I hate to admit it, they did have one positive trait. They questioned the accepted social norms of their time.
Through the evolutionary process, modern hippies have retained the same drug-addled, idiotic ideas, but they’ve lost their one desirable quality. You can find evidence of this in any debate that involves hippies. Places such as the global warming cooling climate change debate, anti-war rallies, and just politics in general.
I have yet to meet a hippie that can tell me exactly what the ideal temperature of the Earth is, but there is no shortage of hippies that believe we are killing the Earth. I have yet to meet a hippie that doesn’t feel repressed, but there is no shortage of hippies that will try to shut down your business if you do something they disagree with. I have yet to meet a hippie that enjoys being tasered, but there is no shortage of hippies that need a tasering. That last one really has nothing to do with this discussion, but we can’t talk about hippies without tasers involved.
Some of the hippie idiocy has become “mainstream”. Hippies follow those ideals without question. If you disagree with their foolishness, they shout you down, craft the Fairness Doctrine, and do whatever nastiness they see fit to keep you from voicing your opinion. They throw hippie tantrums like children who do not want to eat their brussels sprouts.
Hippies have become that which the early hippies fought against. They have become a caricature of their former selves. They are living, breathing, walking, talking pieces of satire. To fix this problem, we need to go to a rain forest, cut it down, make a ton wooden spikes, and start impaling hippies. I know it won’t solve anything, but it should be pretty fun.
Its very easy to start wearing sandals, listening to Grateful Dead and growing your hair, so you can start bleating on about animal rights like a sheep. But anyone that know better will tell you, You are what you stand behind! I recommend you joining the Rainbow family and beat a puppy to death with a dead cat to work up an appetite first, then eat a pile of vegetarian tofu with a little balsamic vinaigrette, followed by some more dog pornography. Then I suggest treating yourself to a black and white Chinchilla fur coat which uses about 150 animals pelts to make! Indulge yourself on these things while shooting some Methamphetamine and THEN tell us animals are not worth exploiting and fucking. As for the animal rights movement, HA.. Peta and the other god damn hippie animal zoophiles , well, give them a taste of battery farming, use them like animals, FUCK ANIMAL RIGHTS Too.. !
Ok, so Im really starting to hate hippies. Not your 60's revolution hippes mind you, but the late teens early 20 something retards that attempt to pass themselves off as hippies. With their mommies and daddies sending them off to college, And the old bitter 50 somethings that the acid hasnt worn off yet. This issue goes way beyond my hatred for Phish or anything like that. Honestly, part of my hatred for Phish comes from the patchouli infested deadhead wannabes' Now asking "what we suppose to do now Jerry is dead?' i'm not saying everyone I know is like this, but i'll put it at 90% of the alleged "young hippie" population are nearly as lost as the Miley Cyrus fans they bash on social networking sites.
I love nature, I love the outdoors, and I respect my environment. These should be universal ideas, not just those of the alleged "hippie" movement... Thats been over played like the Grateful Deads "Trucking"..
The fact is, Real hippies don't snort coke, smoke crack, or eat pills like candy, they are not up all hours of the night tossing and turning cause they have no Opiates.
They dont go around having sex with sheep, cows, dogs, cats, chicken or fish either, because this is the new rush.
Real hippies dont sit on their computers defending the rights of people that have sex with animals. While talking out the side of their necks about how much the love animals either.
Real hippies aren't shady, lying and thieving moochers who grab whatever they can when no one is looking, and expect to make it through life by not doing anything even relatively productive...
Real hippies live in regular communities and share responsibilities, instead of doing nothing and living in their parents basements.
Real hippies wouldn't want their kids to be exploited like piles of trash, taking them where they may be attacked by law enforcement. You are using your children the same way inner city drug dealers hide narcotics. Believing somehow that Leo will have pity on you cause you are with child.
You're setting an example to the Children, that is ok to behave this way.
Real hippies respect local, state and federal laws. Real hippies wouldn't use their children as bullet proof vest in illegal protests and demonstrations.
Real hippies use fountain pens to change the world in court houses across America.
Real hippies wouldn't take their children to a location where they can be harmed. How can you say you love your children when your more interested in copping dope, dancing, mingling with other flea bearing people like yourself and leave your children to defend for themselves?
Real hippies don't have nappy, mite infested dreadlocks. Find me one freakin hippie in 1969 with dreadlocks, I challenge you. You're not a Rastafarian, or Indian, or Egyptian.....you're a silly upper class cracker, now take some of mommy and daddy's money and get a haircut.
Real hippies fight for causes that most alleged hippies know nothing about. They also actually take the time to read the newspaper before they open their ignorant mouths about something they know nothing about. Real hippies also protest things other than having to get a job.
Real hippies dont believe cannabis hemp alone will save the planet.
Real hippies know whats going on locally and they build their community together with everyone.
Real hippies dont bash others religion only to promote psychedelic drugs as the way to GOD.
My advice to you bums...
1.Grow up, the world will eat you alive otherwise. You'll be in your 50's, unemployed, and bitter that the world has passed you by. You'll feel cheated when the normal people you know are buying houses, getting promotions, and living happy lives. You'll blame the man, corporate society, or any other scapegoat that conveniently comes along. youll sit in the house for years defending a movement thats died years ago, and you havent traveled to a gathering in 20yrs, your just old and bitter, your not making the world a better place, we might actually see you on Horders surrounded by piles of garbage..
2. Get a haircut and take a shower. Employers can't discriminate on race, creed, color or disability.....but they sure as hell can discriminate becasue you look like a scumbag and smell like rotten cheese. Unless you've been prepared for a life of putting your nappy hair in a net and making fries, working on a farm, or standing in the cold parking cars......you might want to listen to this one carefully.
3. The world isn't fair. This ain't Disneyland kids. Life is not a movie nor a Grateful Dead concert. It is not a long strange trip! It's what you make it. Some people are blessed with everything they need at their disposal, others have to know when to take stock of what they have and what they want, and find a way to get to the destination they desire. No one is going to do it for you, you lazy shmuck.
I'm sure there's more.....but I'm just going to get more pissed off and want to slap the next wannabe treehuger I see, so I'll end it with this.
You are what you are to stand out and be accepted at the same time. This is nothing more than fitting into a group, while giving off the idea of non conformity. this is very similar to being emogoth back in the day. Now you buy Birkenstock from a multi-billion dollar corporation and drive SUV's and gas guzzling vans. When you buy into hippie culture, you are buying into a corporate sponsored image that has been worn thin for over 30 years. Find something new to spend your parents money on, you silly animal fucking hippie....
You might be an “occupier” if…
…You claim to be for the environment, yet trash the area
where you are living and protesting.
…You claim you are fighting against greed, yet demand
that all of your debts be forgiven, and that everything you want be given to
you – and paid for by someone else.
…You claim to represent 99% of Americans, but call the
half that disagree with you “stupid”, and refuse to listen to what they have to
say.
…You claim you want to participate in the political
system, yet have decided to go to protests instead of going to the polls.
…You spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on college,
but didn’t bother to learn any marketable skills.
…You claim you want financial accountability, yet demand
that your own financial obligations be forgiven or repaid for you.
…You claim to be a supporter of civil rights, but don’t
respect the rights of anyone who doesn’t agree with you.
…You claim to be against wealthy “fat cats”, yet cheer
when multimillionaire Michael Moore comes to speak to you.
…You claim that you have a specific platform that most
Americans agree with, yet whenever anyone shows the ridiculousness of one of
your demands, you suddenly claim that it’s never been one of your demands.
…You claim to be against outsourcing of American jobs, yet
live in a tent made by slave laborers in China.
…You claim that the public has the right to be in the
parks, but you don’t move your tent and let other people use them.
…You claim that you support teachers and other public
employees while attacking the companies and system where those employees’
pension funds are invested.
…You claim that laws should apply to everyone – yet fight
with the police when they ask you to leave the park at curfew time.
…You claim that Tea Party members – or “tea baggers”, as you
call them – are violent because they own guns and don’t use them, but you throw
rocks and bottles at the duly appointed representatives of the people (the
police) when they ask you to obey the law.
…You claim to be fighting the good fight against corporate
America – while drinking a beverage from Starbucks.
…You claim to be fighting against unemployment, but your
plan is to put the major employers and those who finance them out of business.
…You demand fairness and equality in taxes, yet won’t
support the flat tax, because it is too fair and equal, instead of being
“progressive” and unequal.
…You claim that you are out for justice, then break the
law any time it makes things inconvenient for you.
…You claim that catching a whiff of tear gas is the same
as being gunned down with real bullets.
…You are hurting small independent local businesses while
claiming to be protesting the takeover of the economy by big business and
corporate fat cats.
...You claim that people need to
stand up and be counted, yet ally with 'Anonymous'".
Now, why I say that actually has to do with what inspired this post, which is a cellphone commercial I’ve been seeing on TV in which this hot girl in probably her early 20's in standing on a rooftop controlling various things in the town around her with her cellphone, including lifting up a BBQ restaurant to reveal a vegetarian restaurant underneath. She looks really damn smug and happy with herself, which brings me to the crux of my post.
The hippies of old actually believed in what they were and what they were doing. Even though it was born out of two things. First was a rebellion against overly uptight social attitudes in western society, and secondary to that, they wanted the world to be a nice place where people got along, there was justice for everyone and the whole world worked together as one for the betterment of humanity. They also had this whole other thing going on with natural foods and incense and meditation and what not, but you all know the story with them. There was a lot of hypocrisy that grew out of that movement, but I’ll cover that in a bit. The point is, despite the hypocrisy in some areas, they were genuine in how they felt and even though it was completely unrealistic, and truly believed in what they were doing and their efforts to change society and the world as a whole.
Now, that brings us to the new hippies, including our hot, happy with herself chick on the rooftop. The new hippies are completely lacking in any genuine beliefs, instead prefering to follow along with what’s hip so they can feel really smug and elevated over all of us normal folks who just live normal lives and want to be left alone. For example, the new hippies are big into being vegans, because as they like to say, meat is murder. Ok, that’s fine, but the simple fact is, humans have been eating meat since caveman days. If you all don’t want to eat it, that’s fine, but it doesn’t make you elevated morally or spiritually over the rest of us. All it means is that you eat different food. Might I submit to you vegan types that vegitarianism is also murder, as you’re killing plant life to feed yourselves. Are plants sentient? Maybe not, but they do feel and they do have senses, as has been proven by numerous scientific studies. Simply put, you’re consuming a living thing so that you can stay alive, which is no different than people who eat meat. Humans have to eat, which means we kill things in the process. That’s the cycle of life. I notice a lot of these folks are running around wearing leather clothes, including jackets, vests and shoes, as well as carrying around leather handbags, leather wallets and such. Hey you idiots, here’s a little bit of info for you. Leather is made from animal skin, and the animals don’t exactly give up that skin voluntarily. Animals are dying to make those things. Us normal, un-elevated folks eat the meat and use the leather. You guys just hypocritically use the leather products while wasting the rest of the animal. Oh, but you all are so much better than the rest of us aren’t you?
Then the new hippies like to make themselves feel superior by latching on to this global warming thing, which again, numerous scientists have shown to be a lie. In their superiority over the rest of us cavemen, they like to drive around in hybrid cars and try to force their global warming policies on the rest of us. Wow, aren’t you all feeling smug and superior because you’re “saving the earth”? I got news for you. Those hybrids you all are driving around…well they take an awful lot of batteries to run, and hey guess what…those batteries don’t last forever. So what happens to the old ones when they have to be replaced? Want me to tell you? Ok, I will. They either go into landfills or they’re recycled, but the chemicals in the batteries will still have to be disposed of. Hey, that’s really great for the environment now isn’t it? They still run on gas as well, so you’re doubly hurting the environment. Then we have the hybrids and electrical vehicles you actually plug in to charge. Where do you think that electricity comes from to charge them? Well, it comes from the power grid, which in turn puts a bigger strain on the power grid, which in turn makes power plants work harder, which in turn causes more pollution or waste in some cases. So how much good are you actually doing by driving around smugly in your little Prius? Everything we drive around or use for transportation pollutes in some way at some level. It’s simply a part of our existence on this planet. The only way to rid the planet of human pollution is to rid the planet of humans, which I’m sure many of these smug idiots would think is a good idea. I have a better idea of how to reduce human pollution. Why don’t we just rid the planet of stupid people. We could cut our pollution by about 98%. :)
I’m not going to go into every example here because I could go on for hours, but you get my meaning. The new hippies are all about feeling smug and elevated over the rest of us normal folks. They believe they’re superior in every way and that only they can save the planet from the rest of us cavemen. Gee, thanks! I’ve been waiting for someone to come along and save me from myself, and now here they are!
One last thing I want to touch on is freedom of speech. The old hippies had free speech rallies and stuff like that. Back in the day when society was more repressive socially, I can understand why they felt the need to have these rallies. They wanted the freedom to express themselves and their beliefs without the fear of being repressed.
Nowadays, the new hippies, who consider themselves to be the intellectual elite, are only interested in free speech if it agrees with them and their beliefs. If you dare to have a contrary opinion though, you can expect to be ridiculed, harassed and otherwise silenced by the new elite class of liberal intelligentsia. I got news for you people. Free speech is for everyone, not just those who think they’re better, smarter and more elevated than everyone else. It’s been getting worse over the years, but today it’s become little more than thinly veiled fascism, and those of us who are just normal folks who actually see the world for what it is, need to stop these people from silencing our voices. Free speech is the foundation of our society, and it exists for everyone, not just for the “intellectual elite”. You don’t have to agree with what someone else says, but you DO have to respect their right to say it, because that’s how a free society works. When speech is limited, fascism thrives, and that my friends is where these new hippies are taking us – down the road to fascism and a suppressive society.
I’ve seen these new hippies at work. See, I grew up in Pennsylvania, which is one fucked up state.. Its not like California where the the hippies took over the state and local governments and kept moving farther and farther north, spreading their intolerance for anyone whose views didn’t coincide with theirs. They bullied their views into public policy, and now look what’s happened to the state. It’s been utterly ruined. Gangs and crime everywhere, a massive budget deficit, massive taxes, massive fees, very limited freedoms, a completely broken educational system filled with liberal instructors who try to bully their views into their students, illegal immigrants flooding into the state and draining the system, etc… Wow, their views and philosophies really work well don’t they? They turned a once beautiful state into a place not worth living in, and basically have whittled it down to two classes. The elite class and the servant class. I hate to live in Califorina. There’s no way I could have survived there financially or dealt with the limitations of my freedoms. I live in a state now that understands individual freedoms and doesn’t tax us all into slavery. Speaking of which, now that the federal government is run by the new hippies – the liberal elites, they’re bullying their policies through and trying to tax us into slavery on a federal level. Make no mistake about it. The new hippies are fascists. They try to hide behind their facade of caring about the poor and downtrodden, but it’s all a lie, and when too many people are suckered into believing the lie, it screws all of us.
That all said, I’d take the old hippies over the new ones any day of the week. The old ones just sat around, smoked pot and smelled bad. The new ones are actually dangerous, and even though they think they’re more elevated than the rest of us, the rest of us have something they don’t. Common sense.
When you come across these people in your daily lives, don’t let them get away with their smugness or their bullying as they try to impose their beliefs on people and put down anyone who has the nerve to disagree with them. These facists, for that is truly what they are, need to be put in their place, otherwise we’ll all be subjugated and silenced in a society run by these image driven elitists.
We all know that hippies suck. They don’t bathe, they make public places inaccessible with their incessant public whining about the cause du jour, and they make crappy music. Hippies have sucked since the first one was born from the unholy mating of a beatnik and a communist, backstage at a Grateful Dead concert.
Early hippies promoted a bunch of drug-addled, idiotic silliness. Retarded crap like they shouldn’t have to suffer the consequences of bad decisions, peace at all costs, and the idea that it is okay for ugly people to have sex. As much as I hate to admit it, they did have one positive trait. They questioned the accepted social norms of their time.
Through the evolutionary process, modern hippies have retained the same drug-addled, idiotic ideas, but they’ve lost their one desirable quality. You can find evidence of this in any debate that involves hippies. Places such as the global warming cooling climate change debate, anti-war rallies, and just politics in general.
I have yet to meet a hippie that can tell me exactly what the ideal temperature of the Earth is, but there is no shortage of hippies that believe we are killing the Earth. I have yet to meet a hippie that doesn’t feel repressed, but there is no shortage of hippies that will try to shut down your business if you do something they disagree with. I have yet to meet a hippie that enjoys being tasered, but there is no shortage of hippies that need a tasering. That last one really has nothing to do with this discussion, but we can’t talk about hippies without tasers involved.
Some of the hippie idiocy has become “mainstream”. Hippies follow those ideals without question. If you disagree with their foolishness, they shout you down, craft the Fairness Doctrine, and do whatever nastiness they see fit to keep you from voicing your opinion. They throw hippie tantrums like children who do not want to eat their brussels sprouts.
Hippies have become that which the early hippies fought against. They have become a caricature of their former selves. They are living, breathing, walking, talking pieces of satire. To fix this problem, we need to go to a rain forest, cut it down, make a ton wooden spikes, and start impaling hippies. I know it won’t solve anything, but it should be pretty fun.
Its very easy to start wearing sandals, listening to Grateful Dead and growing your hair, so you can start bleating on about animal rights like a sheep. But anyone that know better will tell you, You are what you stand behind! I recommend you joining the Rainbow family and beat a puppy to death with a dead cat to work up an appetite first, then eat a pile of vegetarian tofu with a little balsamic vinaigrette, followed by some more dog pornography. Then I suggest treating yourself to a black and white Chinchilla fur coat which uses about 150 animals pelts to make! Indulge yourself on these things while shooting some Methamphetamine and THEN tell us animals are not worth exploiting and fucking. As for the animal rights movement, HA.. Peta and the other god damn hippie animal zoophiles , well, give them a taste of battery farming, use them like animals, FUCK ANIMAL RIGHTS Too.. !
Ok, so Im really starting to hate hippies. Not your 60's revolution hippes mind you, but the late teens early 20 something retards that attempt to pass themselves off as hippies. With their mommies and daddies sending them off to college, And the old bitter 50 somethings that the acid hasnt worn off yet. This issue goes way beyond my hatred for Phish or anything like that. Honestly, part of my hatred for Phish comes from the patchouli infested deadhead wannabes' Now asking "what we suppose to do now Jerry is dead?' i'm not saying everyone I know is like this, but i'll put it at 90% of the alleged "young hippie" population are nearly as lost as the Miley Cyrus fans they bash on social networking sites.
I love nature, I love the outdoors, and I respect my environment. These should be universal ideas, not just those of the alleged "hippie" movement... Thats been over played like the Grateful Deads "Trucking"..
The fact is, Real hippies don't snort coke, smoke crack, or eat pills like candy, they are not up all hours of the night tossing and turning cause they have no Opiates.
They dont go around having sex with sheep, cows, dogs, cats, chicken or fish either, because this is the new rush.
Real hippies dont sit on their computers defending the rights of people that have sex with animals. While talking out the side of their necks about how much the love animals either.
Real hippies aren't shady, lying and thieving moochers who grab whatever they can when no one is looking, and expect to make it through life by not doing anything even relatively productive...
Real hippies live in regular communities and share responsibilities, instead of doing nothing and living in their parents basements.
Real hippies wouldn't want their kids to be exploited like piles of trash, taking them where they may be attacked by law enforcement. You are using your children the same way inner city drug dealers hide narcotics. Believing somehow that Leo will have pity on you cause you are with child.
You're setting an example to the Children, that is ok to behave this way.
Real hippies respect local, state and federal laws. Real hippies wouldn't use their children as bullet proof vest in illegal protests and demonstrations.
Real hippies use fountain pens to change the world in court houses across America.
Real hippies wouldn't take their children to a location where they can be harmed. How can you say you love your children when your more interested in copping dope, dancing, mingling with other flea bearing people like yourself and leave your children to defend for themselves?
Real hippies don't have nappy, mite infested dreadlocks. Find me one freakin hippie in 1969 with dreadlocks, I challenge you. You're not a Rastafarian, or Indian, or Egyptian.....you're a silly upper class cracker, now take some of mommy and daddy's money and get a haircut.
Real hippies fight for causes that most alleged hippies know nothing about. They also actually take the time to read the newspaper before they open their ignorant mouths about something they know nothing about. Real hippies also protest things other than having to get a job.
Real hippies dont believe cannabis hemp alone will save the planet.
Real hippies know whats going on locally and they build their community together with everyone.
Real hippies dont bash others religion only to promote psychedelic drugs as the way to GOD.
My advice to you bums...
1.Grow up, the world will eat you alive otherwise. You'll be in your 50's, unemployed, and bitter that the world has passed you by. You'll feel cheated when the normal people you know are buying houses, getting promotions, and living happy lives. You'll blame the man, corporate society, or any other scapegoat that conveniently comes along. youll sit in the house for years defending a movement thats died years ago, and you havent traveled to a gathering in 20yrs, your just old and bitter, your not making the world a better place, we might actually see you on Horders surrounded by piles of garbage..
2. Get a haircut and take a shower. Employers can't discriminate on race, creed, color or disability.....but they sure as hell can discriminate becasue you look like a scumbag and smell like rotten cheese. Unless you've been prepared for a life of putting your nappy hair in a net and making fries, working on a farm, or standing in the cold parking cars......you might want to listen to this one carefully.
3. The world isn't fair. This ain't Disneyland kids. Life is not a movie nor a Grateful Dead concert. It is not a long strange trip! It's what you make it. Some people are blessed with everything they need at their disposal, others have to know when to take stock of what they have and what they want, and find a way to get to the destination they desire. No one is going to do it for you, you lazy shmuck.
I'm sure there's more.....but I'm just going to get more pissed off and want to slap the next wannabe treehuger I see, so I'll end it with this.
You are what you are to stand out and be accepted at the same time. This is nothing more than fitting into a group, while giving off the idea of non conformity. this is very similar to being emogoth back in the day. Now you buy Birkenstock from a multi-billion dollar corporation and drive SUV's and gas guzzling vans. When you buy into hippie culture, you are buying into a corporate sponsored image that has been worn thin for over 30 years. Find something new to spend your parents money on, you silly animal fucking hippie....
You might be an “occupier” if…
…You claim to be for the environment, yet trash the area
where you are living and protesting.
…You claim you are fighting against greed, yet demand
that all of your debts be forgiven, and that everything you want be given to
you – and paid for by someone else.
…You claim to represent 99% of Americans, but call the
half that disagree with you “stupid”, and refuse to listen to what they have to
say.
…You claim you want to participate in the political
system, yet have decided to go to protests instead of going to the polls.
…You spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on college,
but didn’t bother to learn any marketable skills.
…You claim you want financial accountability, yet demand
that your own financial obligations be forgiven or repaid for you.
…You claim to be a supporter of civil rights, but don’t
respect the rights of anyone who doesn’t agree with you.
…You claim to be against wealthy “fat cats”, yet cheer
when multimillionaire Michael Moore comes to speak to you.
…You claim that you have a specific platform that most
Americans agree with, yet whenever anyone shows the ridiculousness of one of
your demands, you suddenly claim that it’s never been one of your demands.
…You claim to be against outsourcing of American jobs, yet
live in a tent made by slave laborers in China.
…You claim that the public has the right to be in the
parks, but you don’t move your tent and let other people use them.
…You claim that you support teachers and other public
employees while attacking the companies and system where those employees’
pension funds are invested.
…You claim that laws should apply to everyone – yet fight
with the police when they ask you to leave the park at curfew time.
…You claim that Tea Party members – or “tea baggers”, as you
call them – are violent because they own guns and don’t use them, but you throw
rocks and bottles at the duly appointed representatives of the people (the
police) when they ask you to obey the law.
…You claim to be fighting the good fight against corporate
America – while drinking a beverage from Starbucks.
…You claim to be fighting against unemployment, but your
plan is to put the major employers and those who finance them out of business.
…You demand fairness and equality in taxes, yet won’t
support the flat tax, because it is too fair and equal, instead of being
“progressive” and unequal.
…You claim that you are out for justice, then break the
law any time it makes things inconvenient for you.
…You claim that catching a whiff of tear gas is the same
as being gunned down with real bullets.
…You are hurting small independent local businesses while
claiming to be protesting the takeover of the economy by big business and
corporate fat cats.
...You claim that people need to
stand up and be counted, yet ally with 'Anonymous'".
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